"  HELLO BILL  "
 
If you once feel the thrill of that old "Hello Bill" 
When your lonesome and weary and blue 
In a town that is strange 
When your minus the change 
And you haven't a blam'd thing to do. 
You've been turned down so cold 
Somehow lost your hold 
And you don't know which way to turn 
They've treated you rough 
It's sure pretty tough 
And for one friendly face, how you yearn. 
Then a chap comes along 
In his heart there's a song 
With the tooth of an Elk on his coat. 
"Hello Bill", put her there. 
Where're you from? Don't dispair. 
I've often been in the same boat. 
Come along, meet the boys; 
We'll promote a big noise 
And show you a time of your life; 
Among brothers and friends 
Your trouble soon ends 
With new courage you enter the strife. 
So the clouds drift by, 
But when you've said goodbye 
Remember, the first chance you get  
Pass along that good deed 
To some Bill in need, 
For a good Elk will never forget 
" Hello Bill "